Conspiracy Nutcases and others

I got these from Wikipedia.
I thought they they would fit in nicely with the Obama-is-not-a-citizen nutsos.
Scientific conspiracy theories It is only a matter of time before "they" start implanting RFID chips in humans.^[1] (As described in the movie Conspiracy Theory starring Mel Gibson.) The Moon Landing was a hoax. All scientists are trying to foist the false theory of Evolution on the public at the behest of Satan. Global warming is a hoax created by the UN or scientists or environmentalists or Jacques Chirac or Al Gore or the World Economic Forum or China or Satan or .... AIDS was created by the CIA and deliberately spread by the WHO via polio inoculations in Africa, to reduce the world population. All scientists and politicians are trying to cover up cold fusion that AIDS is not caused by HIV infection that mercury in the vaccines is causing autism The United States is hiding UFO wreckage at Area 51. The UFO wreckage theory is used as a smokescreen by the government to cover up the fact that Area 51 is a testing ground for experimental aircraft (this one may be within the realm of possibility). The United States Department of Defense (DOD) is experimenting with ELF (Extremely Low Frequency) for communications and possibly mind control HAARP (High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program) for possible use in "weather control" as a weapon. Green M&Ms (or in Canada, Smarties) contain aphrodisiacs^[2] The "Scalar Interferometer" is powerful superweapon that the Soviet Union used for years to modify weather in the rest of the world. See [1], [2]. It taps the quantum vacuum energy, using a method discovered by T. Henry Moray in the 1920's. It may have brought down the Columbia spacecraft [3]. See also [4]. Water fluoridation is part of an insidious Communist plot to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids. The "Russian woodpecker" over-the-horizon radar signals heard on shortwave radio are actually a Soviet mind control experiment. You can protect your brain by wearing you-know-what. The Earth is hollow, with a hole to the "underworld" located in the Arctic regions, protected by the world's superpowers, or flat, with an army of supersoldiers guarding the ice wall around the outside. That the death of honey bees, Colony collapse disorder, is attributed to mega corporation desire to control the food supply. That the US government is operating a Stargate program and that the Iraq War may have been caused because Sadam had one.^[3]

• Terrorist conspiracy theories
• The government is minimizing the involvement of up to 17 men besides Terry Nichols and Timothy McVeigh in the OKC bombing, said men likely to be government informants and/or provocateurs.^[4] 9/11 was staged by the US Government. 9/11 was staged by the Israeli government. JFK jet fuel and other maladroit "terrorism" attempts are conspiracies World Trade Center Building 7 was purposely detonated by Them to prevent discovery of secret plans for something-or-other. The Pentagon was not hit by an aircraft on 9/11, but a US missile. The 2009 swine flu outbreak is a terrorist attack.
• Criminal conspiracy theories
• J. Edgar Hoover was blackmailing important people in the US Government to keep his job as head of the FBI. ...and was, himself, being blackmailed by the Mafia not to investigate organized crime.
• Political conspiracy theories
• The Republicans used legal chicanery and fraud to win the 2000 U.S. Presidential Election. And the 2004 one. And they tried but failed in in 2008. That they tried and managed to do it. That a group of "community organizers" called Acorn stuffed the ballot boxes for Obama in 2008. The CIA experimented on individuals with LSD without the subjects knowledge in a project known as Project MKULTRA. (This one's true, BTW)^[5] Dick "Dick" Cheney ordered Scooter Libby to expose Valerie Plame as an undercover CIA officer. JFK was not killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone. JFK was killed at the behest of Lyndon Johnson, or Richard Nixon, or the Mafia, or the Communists, or the Vatican, or... RFK was not killed by Sirhan Sirhan, acting alone, or that Sirhan Sirhan was brainwashed into killing Kennedy. Martin Luther King Jr. was not killed by a Lone Gunman, either.^[6] John Hinckley, Jr. had been brainwashed into trying to assassinate Ronald Reagan, at the behest of George Herbert Walker Bush. Bush deliberately lied to get the US to invade Iraq. (As opposed to being simply incompetent.) President Dwight D. Eisenhower, Allen Dulles and Chief Justice Earl Warren were all Communist agents^[7] The Reagan campaign made a deal with the Iranian government not to release the hostages until after Reagan was elected President. Roosevelt intentionally goaded Japan into war pursuant to a strategy outlined in the McCollum Memo.^[8] Roosevelt knew about the Pearl Harbor attack in advance, and let it happen. Bush et al knew about the 9/11 attacks in advance. and let them happen. Gary Webb was suicided by the CIA and/or drug interests. Gary Webb wrote about the CIA and the crack cocaine epidemic, and his death by multiple gunshots to the head was ruled a suicide.^[9] Bill and Hillary Clinton had 50 people murdered, and got off scot-free.^[10] The Republican Party has been infiltrated by subversives.^[11] (This one isn't so crazy, if you assume "the subversives" are the ones trying to subvert the American traditions of Separation of Church and State, Science, the social safety net, democracy, and anti-authoritarianism. If you think they're the Godless Communists(tm)...it's kinda kooky.) The whole world is run by a group trying to create some form of New World Order. The leaders of the US, Mexico, and Canada are conspiring to merge all three countries into the North American Union and adopt the Amero as a common currency, for... some reason. FEMA is on the brink of dissolving the US government and shipping all of the country's undesireables to concentration camps for slaughter or deprogramming. That Lincoln was killed by a Jesuit conspiracy^[12] United States flags which have gold trim around them represent a different country, or are an attempt by the Jews/Masons/bankers/etc. to destroy American sovereignty.^[13] Also argued by tax protesters to signal that a court is under maritime law, a common argument in pseudolaw. The United Nations is a conspiracy by Them to eliminate and invade sovereign nations with 'peacekeeper' troops to create a World Government/New World Order. The United Nations is secretly bringing white UN military vehicles into the USA to overthrow the Government^[14] Thousands of Chinese troops are massing on the Mexican border to invade the USA.^[15] Hurricane Gustav was created by NOAA (an obscure, hidden branch of it) as an excuse to keep the Pretender and his Boss away from the GOP National Convention because __________________________________ (fill in the blank) ^[16] The CIA is shipping prisoners to other countries to have them tortured. There's evidence for this one. Oh, wait--they've admitted to this one. The entire left wing movement as it exists today is run by Moveon.Org and the DailyKos, and is funded by George Soros. The swine flu outbreak of 2009 was engineered by the American government, with the eventual aim of declaring martial law, herding everyone into FEMA concentration camps, and forcibly vaccinating people with the virus in order to deliberately depopulate the Earth so that the masterminds of the New World Order can take control.
• Economic and business conspiracy theories
• The world is secretly ruled by the Rothschild family, who are a family of extremely successful and powerful bankers. The evidence? They're Jewish! Oil companies are deliberately suppressing better car technology. Oil companies, Dick Cheney, and George Bush conspired to invade Iraq to take over their oil. Shortly before 9/11, many individuals or institutions with prior knowledge shorted airline stocks and made a fortune. The Federal Reserve deliberately causes inflation and recessions. British candy names differed from US candy names in order to trick American tourists into buying the wrong thing. British candy names were changed to match US candy names in order to trick Britons into buying the wrong thing. That the Coca-Cola company intentionally changed the formula of its marquee product with the intent of trying to boost sales for the "real thing." The corporations are secretly but deliberately planning to kill us all. The Second Bush Iraq War is really about getting oil for China so that the Chinese can ship cheap goods to Wal-Mart. Monsanto Company is secretly maneuvering to control the world's food supply using GMOs (genetically modified organisms).
• Religious conspiracy theories
• There is a huge, organized conspiracy to commit the Satanic ritual abuse and murder of small children. Jesus was actually married to Mary Magdalene... ...and they had kids... ...and the Templars are still around and trying to prevent people from finding out. The Jews secretly run everything. The Jews were behind the 9/11 attacks. The Catholic Church secretly runs everything. The Catholic Church was behind the 9/11 attacks. The Catholic Church conspire to cover up instances of paedophilic abuse of children by priests. Remember, conspiracy theories need not always be false. The Masons secretly run everything. ...including the Roman Catholic Church. The Capitol Of Nebraska building is the ritual center for Satanic rites, the proof for this including the number of penises that can be discovered in the art work. ^[17] Biblical longevity is apparently a conspiracy theory about something or other.
• Popular culture conspiracy theories
• That Elvis Presley is not dead and is living under the name "John Burrows." That Elizabeth II had Princess Diana murdered by the British secret service because she was pregnant with Dodi Fayed's child and was about to convert to Islam. That O.J. Simpson did not kill his ex-wife and her boyfriend and that there is a "real killer." That the "Men in Black" are real. That Tupac Shakur was not murdered, or that the Illuminati had Tupac murdered for some reason.^[18] That Michael Jackson faked his death.^[19]
• Just plain whacko conspiracy theories
• The Royal Family of England, along with the Bushes, the Clintons, and many other rich, prestigious families, are actually man-eating shapeshifting lizard-people from the fourth dimension.^[20] That the above conspiracy theory was invented by another conspiracy to discredit conspiracy theorists. The Royal Family of England, along with the Bushes, the Clintons, and many other rich, prestigious families, are part of a massive multi-generational conspiracy to...well, it's not clear, but it involved switching from a 432 Hz "A" to a 440 Hz "A".^[21] There Is A Cabal There is NOT a Cabal. Barack Obama is a secret closet Muslim from Hawaii who was synthesized in Kenya for the purpose of ______ (fill in the blank).
• Miscellaneous conspiracy theories
• Francis Bacon/The Earl of Oxford/Queen Elizabeth/Anne Hathaway wrote all the plays and poems attributed to William Shakespeare, who was just a front-man. Holocaust denial The belief that an army of rain meters are working with belittling polyethylenes to roll every brisket in existence

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We most strongly urge you to support a single-payer health plan. Americans can longer afford to be at the mercy of predatory, monopolistic, and unpatriotic drug and insurance companies.
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Washington:
Maria Cantwell
Parry Murray

Oregon
Ron Wyden
Jeff Merkley

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Let's see if I understand this.

I go to the dentist for a cleaning.
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Evil Politicians of the Last 60 Years

Evil Politicians of the Last 60 Years
(in no particular order)

Joseph McCarthy
Richard Nixon
Newt Gingrich
Karl Rove
Dick Cheney

Progressives

Robert Lafollette, Susan B Anthony, Franklin d Roosevelt, Mohandas Gandhi
Martin Luther King, Andrew Jackson, Walter Reuther, John Kennedy, Rosa Parks
Barack Obama, Theodore Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Nelson Mandela
Harry Truman, Hillary Clinton, Abraham Lincoln, W E B DuBois, Eleanor Roosevelt