John’s Glossary of the Far Right
Christian Republican,
conservative (no relation to Jesus’ teachings)
Communist anyone
who doesn’t agree 100% with us
Compassionate one
who replaces hanging with lethal injection.
Death panel health
insurance company adjuster
Death tax inheritance
tax, estate tax
Fair tax a
tax paid by low income people
Founding Fathers King
George III
Free enterprise letting
the poor die, child labor
Free trade shipping
US jobs overseas
Government regulation meat
inspection, traffic lights, medical licensing, building codes
Government waste any
non-military spending that takes place outside my district
Health Care Don’t
get sick
Illegal alien Mexican
Job-creators billionaires
Middle class those
who have inherited wealth, minimum income of $250,000
Minority Black
Republicans
Muslim terrorist
Obamacare A
plan where poor people don’t necessarily die of curable diseases
Patriot One
who favors unlimited spending on the military
Person Corporation
Progressive Republican obs. an extinct breed who believed in
helping others (see T. Roosevelt)
Pro-life one
who favors war and execution
Republican Tea
Party member, anyone who really believes “W” won the 2000 election
Socialism having
public roads, police, fire, schools, lighthouses, air traffic control
Socialist anyone
to the left of Mussolini; Democrat, African-American, liberal, progressive
Terrorist anyone
with dark skin
Unemployment an
opportunity to hire servants on the cheap
War the
real test of a macho country
Worthy wealthy
white man, big trust fund
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