Easy Solution to Family Problem

First, you have to move to Florida and get him to move too.  Second, you start an argument: you tell  him,  you hate him because he  beats his kids, cheats on his wife, hates everybody who isn't white and talks trash at pickle ball.  It doesn't matter that none of it is true because you viscerally hate him just the same.  Three, begin to shout and move toward him menacingly.  If he has any kind of brain [maybe that's why you hate because you don't], he'll retreat.   When he's fifteen feet away, you shout his name, he turns hesitantly, that's when  [step four] you pull your 45 and shoot him in the face.  Five: When the cops come, because you called them, you claim he was threatening you. Voila! Your enemy is dead, and you are home free. What's even better, there will be a whole bunch of Americans out there who will proclaim you a hero. Art Woodstone