Conservatives' trust in science declines
from March 29 LA Times
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-conservatives-science-20120329,0,2248977.story
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Newt and the Devil
Department of
Acquisitions
Hell, Georgia
66666
Dear Beelzebub,
I am inquiring about the
possibility of selling my soul in exchange for the Republican presidential
nomination this year. I am at wit’s end
and am doing this only because I believe I have no other recourse.
Yours in flaming
eternity,
Newt Gingrich
Dear Mr. Gingrich,
Thank you for your inquiry.
This has been a busy year here in the underworld. We have had quite a backlog of
enquiries. We have had to delay the
foreclosure on Dick Cheney’s soul for some time, but I am sure that his will be
a proud addition to those of Saddam Hussein, Pol Pot, Stalin, James Earl Ray
and John Wilkes Booth.
I turned your request over to our title search department
and at first they had difficulty verifying that you possessed a soul. Upon digging deeper into the flaming pit of
our souls registry department, we discovered that your “soul” had already been
heavily encumbered by a number of lien holders. Among these claimants are a
number of ex-wives and girlfriends, the Republican Party, the Tea Party, the Koch Brothers, Exxon-Mobil,
Blackwater and a variety of groups and
individuals too numerous to mention. Unfortunately,
we cannot compete with this list and cannot risk putting ourselves at the back
of the line.
We do sincerely appreciate that the work you are presently
doing on Earth parallels the goals of this department, but legal obstacles
prevent a merger or acquisition at this time.
May hell never freeze over!
Burnie Bush
Assistant Secretary to the Chief Demon
Fire Pit 7734
Hell GA
66666
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Cheney finally has a heart!
I couldn't call it a heart transplant. That would imply he had a heart to begin with. I'd call it a heart implant.
Friday, March 23, 2012
Barry said it!
I usually don't quote Barry Goldwater on this site, but here goes.
http://front.moveon.org/barry-goldwaters-warning-about-our-current-republican-party-in-one-graphic/?rc=fb.rp
http://front.moveon.org/barry-goldwaters-warning-about-our-current-republican-party-in-one-graphic/?rc=fb.rp
Oil Prices: a bit of Logic
A Bit of Logic
By John Mollan
Given: The real
decision making process in the Republican Party is made by a small group of
immensely wealthy white men at private clubs and functions.
Given: The most
influential members of this group are the owners of multinational firms
including the petrochemical industry, the health insurance oligopolies, investment
bankers and pharmaceutical manufacturers.
Given: These people would do absolutely anything to
bring President Obama down.
Question: Do you
suppose that the sharp increase in American fuel prices we have witnessed
lately is an intentional ploy by the multinational energy corporations to
unseat the President? At the present time, fuel consumption is
down, refineries are “closed for maintenance” and the United States is Exporting gasoline. They certainly have the power to do it!
Labels:
insurance,
monopoly,
oil,
oligopoly,
petrochemical,
republicans
Easy Solution to Family Problem
First, you have to move to Florida and get him to move
too. Second, you start an argument: you tell him, you hate him because he
beats his kids, cheats on his wife, hates everybody who isn't white and talks
trash at pickle ball. It doesn't matter that none of it is true because you
viscerally hate him just the same. Three, begin to shout and move toward him menacingly. If he has any kind of brain [maybe that's why you hate because you don't], he'll retreat. When he's fifteen feet away, you shout his name, he turns hesitantly, that's when [step four] you pull your 45 and shoot him in the face. Five: When the cops come, because you called them, you claim he was threatening you. Voila! Your enemy is dead, and you are home free. What's even better, there will be a whole bunch of Americans out there who will proclaim you a hero. Art Woodstone |
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Worst Racist of the Year
I once thought the RRR stood for the Radical Religious Right.
Now I realize it's the Rabidly Racist Right.
Where's this asshole's hood and rebel flag?
Monday, March 12, 2012
Girl Scouts accused of ‘sexualizing’
Now we have heard it all!
Scouting accused of ‘sexualizing’
from USA Today, March 8, 2012
The Girl Scouts Centenary has not been all cookies and milk. On the eve of the group’s 100th anniversary, the Scouts find themselves in the middle of the culture wars, under attack from some conservatives for alleged associations with Planned Parenthood and for accepting a transgender child into a Colorado troop.In response, some Roman Catholic churches, most recently in a Virginia diocese, have banned Girl Scouts from meeting in their parish halls. There also is a movement to boycott cookie sales because of the connection.
One Indiana legislator even refused to vote for a resolution honoring the Girl Scouts’ centennial. Rep. Bob Morris, a Republican from Fort Wayne, called the Scouts a “radicalized organization sexualizing young girls through the (Scouts) and quickly becoming a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood.” (Conan O’Brien immediately turned Morris’ comments into a late-night comedy routine, while the Republican head of the Indiana legislature bought Girl Scout cookies for all its members.)
Victor Inzunza, director of corporate communications for Girl Scouts, responded to the concerns in a statement:
“GSUSA does not take a position or develop materials on issues related to human sexuality, and we DO NOT have a national relationship with Planned Parenthood. Regarding (Morris’) comments about our inclusionary approach, we believe the diversity within Girl Scouts is what makes us great.”
--- USA Today, March 8, 2012
Labels:
girl scouts,
Indiana,
republicans,
sexualizing
Friday, March 9, 2012
Monday, March 5, 2012
Sunday, March 4, 2012
Saturday, March 3, 2012
Funniest Political Post of the Year
This NPR audio link is really worth listening to.
It's even better if you like cats.
http://www.npr.org/2012/03/03/147864973/politics-gets-dirtier-attack-ad-goes-after-cat
It's even better if you like cats.
http://www.npr.org/2012/03/03/147864973/politics-gets-dirtier-attack-ad-goes-after-cat
Does this sound like the present Republican campaign?
Kinder, Küche, Kirche (German: [ˈkɪndɐ ˈkʏçə ˈkɪʁçə]), or the 3 K’s, is a German
slogan translated as “children, kitchen, church”. At the present time
it has a derogative connotation describing an antiquated female role
model. The phrase is vaguely equivalent to the English Barefoot and pregnant.
For more details Click here for link
I think several of the 2012 republican candidates aren't too far off the mark.
For more details Click here for link
I think several of the 2012 republican candidates aren't too far off the mark.
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Religious hypocrisy?
Killing in the name of any religion that claims to stand for peace and love defeats the entire purpose of the religion.
By the way, We once had over 1000 years of religious rule all across Europe. That period of time was called the Middle Ages!
By the way, We once had over 1000 years of religious rule all across Europe. That period of time was called the Middle Ages!
A Modest Proposal
OK, Mr. Santorum. You want to eliminate all abortions? Just outlaw sex. That should do it!
(apologies to Jonathan Swift)
Gingrich not Pond Scum?
A group of North American biologists has spoken out
concerning a recent posting comparing Republican candidate Newt Gingrich to
pond scum.
In a press release, Dr. Carole Wong, spokesperson for the
North American Conference of Biologists, stated, “Even pond scum has a small,
but positive, effect on the planets ecology.”
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